Oh, my turn?

Hello, you've met J and C. You can call me M, for mellow, moody and...meh.
I'm the beacon of cold, harsh, dream-shattering reality. Have a nice day...
I’ll mostly talk about my odd existence and whatever comes to mind.
I hope against hope that this blog will not end up tossed to one side, forcefully jammed into the messy sphincter that is the rest of the internet.
As much as I’d like to tell you about my life, to sum it up with any brevity would send me into an almost comatose state of depression. I’m going to strectch out my years of existence over as many posts as possible so it seems a little more substantial.

Hopefully three unique insights into life will be enough satiate your daily needs. If not, there's always porn.

M