GRRRRRRRR.....

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE!?!?!?!?
(Better, less angry post to come tomorrow, right now too tired XD)

Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do

Haha, I do love my Wilde quotes!

I find myself in an unconventional and sort of uncomfortable situation, and its due both to my laziness and the ever so uncanny timing of mother nature to throw a hissy fit. You see, I live on a small island isolated from normal civilisation (I'll post some pictures of this in future) and the only method of transport available for me to get to mainland Britain - where myself, M and C attend boarding school - is by plane. And even though the tiny sixteen seater's that would normally carry me on this voyage fly well bellow the level at which the volcanic ash (from an eruption in Iceland for those who haven't heard) initially lingered, we residents of this forsaken isle were unable to depart as all the airports in Britain were closed for business.

Because Real Life...

...doesn't have an auto-attack button.

So I recently bought, and by recently I mean a while ago, Final Fantasy XIII.

In my unjustified excitement I even offered an extra £10 to the faceless, nameless bag of meat that served me so that I might upgrade my version of said Fantasy, to the special edition. With this I received some pretty art cards, a sticker, a selection of soundtracks from the game, an art book (which was merely some poorly taken screenshots from the game), and the game itself. I won’t give a full review here, you can go to http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1569-Final-Fantasy-XIII if you’d like to hear what the game itself is like. Instead I will tell you how much I adore Final Fantasy games, and how much the latest iteration has rammed it’s shiny, HD, linear cock gameplay into my open mouth, which was wide with expectation. And believe me, I gagged. And cried.

It requires one to assume such indecent postures...

Looking pretty good there Shahrukh... Bosch XD

Anyways, before I get under way creating stunning pieces of artwork, I thought I'd introduce you to one of my interests, as I feel that we should start doing that. So, yeah, I'm a cricket fan, and proud of it! Say what you will, but to me cricket is an ever so majestic sport. The technique, the motions, the tension, the occasional acrobatic feats, the strategy, the interplay, the mental and physical struggle, the intricate choreography of the whole thing, and the epic nature of the game just make it so very appealing! Someone once quipped that they could not understand how someone could like a sport were you could play for five days and yet come out of it with a draw. Yet that's the thing that makes it so amazing; the potential for amazing climaxes and anti climaxes, for tense finishes that can go down to the last delivery or fabulous romps to glory by a fifth wicket partnership.

The real me...

Admittedly nowhere near as beautiful as Jack Vessalius, but not too bad... right? *stares around hopefully*

p.s. Well, M is clearly captivated by my looks (notice how he's staring up at me) so I am reassured XD
ALSO... as C plugged one of his friends, I figured I'd do the same for one of mine... not that he needs it, he's already like amazingly famous XD
http://heartkore.tumblr.com/

J

This is M, and his hat.

My hat.

M

Is that a monkey?

Oh no, it's C hanging from a tree! Since he couldn't be bothered to post a pic of himself, I took the liberty... mwhahahaha

J

EDIT: That photo was a poor representation of me hanging from a tree. This one is much better. Photographed by NagatoYuuki on deviantart (make sure to check her out)

C

Behold my beauty...

So yeah, this is me, J... don't I look dashing?
Haha, I jest, that's actually Jack Vessalius/Bezarius, from my favourite anime Pandora Hearts. (Image belongs to Square Enix I guess ^ ^)

J

Oh, my turn?

Hello, you've met J and C. You can call me M, for mellow, moody and...meh.
I'm the beacon of cold, harsh, dream-shattering reality. Have a nice day...
I’ll mostly talk about my odd existence and whatever comes to mind.
I hope against hope that this blog will not end up tossed to one side, forcefully jammed into the messy sphincter that is the rest of the internet.
As much as I’d like to tell you about my life, to sum it up with any brevity would send me into an almost comatose state of depression. I’m going to strectch out my years of existence over as many posts as possible so it seems a little more substantial.

Hopefully three unique insights into life will be enough satiate your daily needs. If not, there's always porn.

M

C Signs In, For the Win

Don't pay any attention to J's poem. He's a pretentious wanker. Kinda like me.
This blog's slogan is
"Three pretentious minds, one blog"; more accurately, it would be
"Two pretentious minds + one mindless pretent, one blog".
That's right, I'm the mindless one, and as a result mindless crap is going to share equal parts with Parkour, SASUKE, music, anime, VG and possibly even my own creative tripe in my posts.
Enjoy, adoring fans, and tell all your friends!

C

On The Birth Of A Blog...

You love not my name, for loving you lack
Thy heart I never had, though my name is...
Haha, you may know me simply as J,
And you should also know that I am gay,
I hope that you believe me when I say
This is not my best work of poetry!

So here we are, these intellectuals three,
Though don't expect much, for hopeless we be,
Yet you may find that we have some insight,
And that we don't always chat complete shite,
So you may wish to read that which we have to write!

J