He does many things...

My hair was getting quite long and unwieldy, I simply had to get rid of it. But I wasn't prepared to spend a small fortune getting it to look reasonable for a single day, and then have it grow out the next and look stupid. So I decided to save myself the money, and did the deed myself, since it would end up looking horrid anyway.

This is what M really looks like.

It doesn't look too bad, in my opinion. It has been received favourably by all. Although, no other living soul has seen it as of yet, but still. Huzzah! Now I can fritter away the money I saved on penny sweets and liqourice and whores more candy.

M

Now you're in Newport...

YouTube - Newport (Ymerodraeth State of Mind)

Any Welsh people out there will love this no doubt, but others should find it equally hilarious!
Eat your heart out Alicia/Jay-Z XD

J

Oh, my turn?

Hello, you've met J and C. You can call me M, for mellow, moody and...meh.
I'm the beacon of cold, harsh, dream-shattering reality. Have a nice day...
I’ll mostly talk about my odd existence and whatever comes to mind.
I hope against hope that this blog will not end up tossed to one side, forcefully jammed into the messy sphincter that is the rest of the internet.
As much as I’d like to tell you about my life, to sum it up with any brevity would send me into an almost comatose state of depression. I’m going to strectch out my years of existence over as many posts as possible so it seems a little more substantial.

Hopefully three unique insights into life will be enough satiate your daily needs. If not, there's always porn.

M

C Signs In, For the Win

Don't pay any attention to J's poem. He's a pretentious wanker. Kinda like me.
This blog's slogan is
"Three pretentious minds, one blog"; more accurately, it would be
"Two pretentious minds + one mindless pretent, one blog".
That's right, I'm the mindless one, and as a result mindless crap is going to share equal parts with Parkour, SASUKE, music, anime, VG and possibly even my own creative tripe in my posts.
Enjoy, adoring fans, and tell all your friends!

C